Oh yeah!? Me too!  hahahahahahaha I love it! ya know maybe we could make out sometime..I MEAN hang out sometime!?

I love children but I don't think I could eat a whole one

"gramma told me not to eat my poop" -Ivan

This is the best!

Random Homer quotes

Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

Ahh, Beer! My one weakness...my Achilles Heel, if you will...

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! The're about to announce the lottery numbers...

Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!

Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!

My baloney has a first name, its h-o-m-e-r, My baloney has a second name, its h-o-m-e-r...

If something is too hard,give it up. The moral my boy is too never try anything